Monday, January 26, 2009

Greetings from The General. "Hello Blogosphere!!"

Well, I am finally getting involved in all of this blob shit. I never understood why people get into this blog stuff, but once I read a few it occurred to me that blogs and I will get along quite well. When asked to contribute to this "Dump" I agreed without hesitation. The next day, however, I realized I have nothing to say to any of you fuckers. And even more troubling is the fact that I am a computer moron and I rarely check my dang email.

My fears were laid to rest with a suggestion from one of my roommates. He suggested that I go to bars and blog about my experiences. This idea was so simple, yet, so profound!!! Instantly I began crafting rules and regulations for my future excursions. It will be New Haven bars, ALL OF THEM!! And I shall write the names of these bars on scraps of paper, all of witch will be placed into a basket. And it will be from this basket that the name of a bar will be selected. I will travel to the selected bar and I will have no less than two beverages. I will blog my bloggings and tell tales both grim and fine. Anyway y'all get the picture right.

I'm just gonna do what I do best, except now I'm gonna document my experiences. I plan on focusing on the overall atmosphere of the establishment and whether or not I enjoyed myself. I will not get into details on how good food was or any of that shit. I plan on sticking to what I know, and I fuckin know bars. I must say, I am a little nervous about the thought of going to some of the sketchier places. Fuck it though. If I'm gonna blog I might as well go all the way.

As it turns out,I'm sick at the present time so I need some time to rest before I hit the pubs. I need to compile a list of bars anyway. So hold tight fuckers, The General will be out on the town before you know it.

The General